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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

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76 thoughts I’ve had while commuting

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I think this is where the doors usually open.

Yep, definitely going to be first on.

Ok, well at least I got on this one.

Shit I’m in the middle with nothing to hold on to.

Quick, hold on to something the train’s about to move.

No! Not a person!

Sorry. Sorry, Sorry.

Don’t lean on my hand!

Maybe if I wiggle my fingers slightly he’ll realise I’m here.

He hasn’t noticed. I’m trapped like this forever.

Why must people insist on draping their cretinous bodies against the entire pole?

Are they incapable of supporting their body weight for more than five minutes at a time?

Starting to lose feeling in my fingers.

I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Other guy has told him to move.

He’s my hero.

Newspaper to the face.

Elbow to the breast.

I hope that doesn’t bruise.

Pretty sure that guy is listening to Kesha.

Apple make shit earphones.

Kesha is what would happen if a My Little Pony came to life and developed a substance abuse problem.

Christ, where are we? It must be nearly my stop.

WE’RE ONLY AT BETHNAL GREEN?

Of course I can move down, I just haven’t done so because I really like being pressed intimately against complete strangers.

I don’t think I can remember a time I wasn’t on this train.

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this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

this is miyazaki rain, which means that every frame was hand-drawn

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mydrunkkitchen:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

mydrunkkitchen:

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

emilyvgordon:

his-blithe-handmaid:

The truth about friendzoning.

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"So this is your opinion of me. Forgive me, madame, for taking up so much of your time."

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a-magicalunicorn:

charliexxx:

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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ten

i hate u

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laughterkey:

YES.
laughterkey:


 I don’t know about a motto to sum up entirely who I am, but one thing I’ve always lived by, and people try and convince me out of it, and I just don’t believe in it is, I’ve never been a dater. I’ve never gone on true dates before. Really, with anyone. I’ve had a few boyfriends before but I’ve never truly just gone on random dates. When people ask why, I’ve always said I feel like dates are like interviews, and I refuse to be romantically employed.

All hail.

laughterkey:

I don’t know about a motto to sum up entirely who I am, but one thing I’ve always lived by, and people try and convince me out of it, and I just don’t believe in it is, I’ve never been a dater. I’ve never gone on true dates before. Really, with anyone. I’ve had a few boyfriends before but I’ve never truly just gone on random dates. When people ask why, I’ve always said I feel like dates are like interviews, and I refuse to be romantically employed.

All hail.

laclefdescoeurs:

The Ocean, 1929, Frederick Judd Waugh

laclefdescoeurs:

The Ocean, 1929, Frederick Judd Waugh

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thehpalliance:

Official trailer for a new The Tale of the Three Brothers movie that is actually sanctioned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Premieres at the Gracie Theater in Maine on May 4th and will be available online later this year. We can’t even right now.

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THEME BY PARTI